Dreams

Sometimes pregnancy brings on some crazy effed up dreams. I will never forget my first one. I had been dreaming about chaperoning my sisters camping trip that I did with her back in May only it was an all girls trip and it was to learn about puberty (since my sister is about that age it makes sense). And then I dreamed that I was on my period which completely freaked me out since I knew I was pregnant in my dream. And oh dear Lord was I panicking, trying to get a hold of my midwife. And then my dream turned into an erotic three-some with a man and another woman. So I was bisexual in my dream. Best part is that it took place in a beautiful cave with a lake, and there was snow outside it. It was wonderful. 
And then I started watching the Vampire Diaries on Netflix and I could not stop dreaming about the sexy vampire that is Damon, the bad boy brother. They would be naughty dreams too, but I always woke up before we could get too far or my dream would start as we were ending adult play time. 
Occasionally I have a sexy dream where my husband is involved, those ones definitely leave me horny when I wake up. 
My most recent dream is a bit more disturbing, very much the opposite of erotic and sexy. After weeks of watching Glee on Netflix, high school must have decided to catch up to me. I had moved away from my charming high school, Flathead High and had transferred back after a year. Everyone was so excited to see me back, but I was overwhelmed at the changes that had gone down; nothing was the same. Then I had a school bully on the first day. This girl in real life is in trouble for vehicular homicide [she attempted suicide by crashing her car into another car, instead of killing herself, she killed an expecting mother and her young son]. I was not happy to see this bitch in my dream. She kept trying to convince me that nobody wanted me back, that they were happier without me and saying things like "you don't deserve to be popular." God was it annoying. Hopefully this psycho does not appear in my dreams EVER again.